The funniest #fakeDnDspells

Yesterday, the official D&D account misspelled “Lightning Bolt” as “Lightning Bold.”

The Twitter user they were addressing made a joke about it and #FakeDnDspells was born.

There was a deluge of goofy things on Twitter yesterday, and we collected our favorites below.

First off, the original…

@Wizards_DnD Lightning Bold An aura of crackling lightning surrounds you. Roll advantage on whatever you want. https://t.co/9ab0EEYSRF

— nickdrawthing (@nickdrawthing) January 14, 2016

And then our other favorites…

@Wizards_DnD Glyph of Hoarding – Summon a maze of stacked newspapers around target. No, you cannot just throw them away. #FakeDnDSpells

— Don-V. Snell (@DonVSnell) January 14, 2016

Prismatic Strays: You are surrounded by colorful cats. They look hungry. #fakedndspells

— Failed GM (@FailedGM) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Feather Fail: you take triple fall damage and a lone feather drifts down to settle atop your remains. #fakedndspells

— Brian Johnson (@brian_neko) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Disguise Elf: rounds off pointed ears. #FakeDnDSpells

— Brian Johnson (@brian_neko) January 14, 2016

Lump – the opposite of the jump spell. You become lethargic & don’t want to do anything and just lay down.@Wizards_DnD #FakeDnDSpells

— mmaranda (@mmaranda) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Magic Misspell: Target creature’s name cannot be written, etched, or otherwise depicted.

— Moff Fehlaaur (@mikefehlauer) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Boresight. You have clairevoyance, but it’s all pretty dull. #fakedndspell

— James J Haeck (@jamesjhaeck) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Ireball: Each creature w/i range becomes quite irate w/everything you say or do until the end of your next turn. #fakedndspell

— Mike Zavarello (@brightmatrix) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Tragic Missile: the target gets 1d4 bad news on its family.

— Arturo Caissut (@arturo_caissut) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD #FakeDnDSpells Dementia Door – You can’t remember where you just teleported to.

— Douglas Bailey (@trystero11) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Fire Bald Target must make a Dexterity saving throw. On a fail, all of the target’s hair is burned away

— Kodi (@iamsosweet91) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Magic Marker – permanent writing on a wall or other surface

— post post modern dad (@ppmdad) January 14, 2016

@Wizards_DnD Tenser's Gloating Disk – Creates a plane of force that tells you how much better it is than you at everything #fakedndspells

— Dave Barrett (@llabak) January 14, 2016

Reintarnation: Causes target to throw hat to the ground & stomp foot in anger, while cursing you. #FakeDnDSpells

— Michael Zudrak Gross (@JustZudrak) January 14, 2016